Dear Kenny,

I just ran across something that you would really love. I know you love ribs. But did you ever taste good Texas brisket. Well the solution to that is to buy a nice brisket and rub it down with this nice rub (Rub Recipe: Meathead's Memphis Dust) then slow cook it over some gently smoking mesquite.

That's heaven.

Your adopted brother,

Dear Kenny,

Why you love that women, I'll never know. I know she's pretty, has nice legs, and a nice butt. I too liked the story of her greeting the campaign staffers in a towel. This women knows how to use her stuff.

But really. Where do you see the competence? She's not brain dead. Just uneducated. She really does not know what she is talking about. Her big announcement today that the biggest ecological disaster that we have not seen the limits to yet (this Gulf oil spill) is a perfect example of WHY WE SHOULD BE DRILLING IN THE ANWAR! Jeez! She has no concept!

Well, you and the rest of you conservative Republicans that let your peckers do part of your thinking for you, can follow her all the way to the bank. She's not going to share it with you. I'll put good money up to bet she is not going to share it with Todd in a couple of years.

But she works for me right now. She is splitting up an already shrinking minority party.

Love from your brother

Dear Kenny,

Now I can e-mail you.

There is no end to what and when I'll say something to you.

Your brother.

Dear Kenny,
I'm now mobile and I can share my thoughts with you when I have them.
Cool, eh?

Your brother.